So looks like Ms. Chay and I have found a side job! We are accepting new clients as we speak... Below is a story on a case we worked (seriously)
So recently Ms. N had an encounter with a young man Mr. S she knew from High School. After getting reacquainted with one another Ms. N asked Mr. S what he did for a living. Now she heard stories of Mr. S's profession, but why not ask the source. Mr. S stated he worked for a Government Agency (that shall remain nameless)! So being the inquisitive person I am I wanted to know what he did at this agency. Ms. N did not know, but stated she would ask Mr. S. It is truly a small world because I happened to have a friend that worked at the same agency (Evil Laugh muhahaha). I asked Mr. B (my friend of works at the agency)did he know Mr. S. I know, I know agencies have thousands of employees, so there is a chance that Mr. B will not know Mr. S (Kanye shrug). However, we are in the times of technology, so I asked Mr. B to run Mr. S through the email directory. This was a simple task that would only take a few seconds, but before that task could be completed the primary source started to change his story. Since the story was now shaky, Ms. N was instructed to go for the kill. Ms. N started asking Mr. S questions that he would know if he worked at this certain agency. Mr. S finally admitted that he did not work with that agency, but worked on an area base. Ms. N then questioned why did he lie? Mr. S did not have a real answer, he actually stated that he did not remember telling her that he even worked at the agency. (How convenient) Little by little the story started to unravel. The more it unraveled the more we dug. So finally we thought we had cracked the case. Mr. S did not work at that Gov't Agency he stated before, but another agency (so he said).
So it seemed like the conversation and investigating about the topic was over. So we thought until Mr. S showed up and pretty much showed out (LOL). Mr. S proceeded to show Ms. N proof that he really did work at the questionable Government Agency. So more investigation was needed to get to the bottom of this web of deceit. Now I wanted to know why he was lying? If that's where he works, what reason did he have to lie? Pics of the business card was provided to an actual employee of the agency who stated that Mr. S did work for the agency, because the email address checked out. Now after all these school yard games the truth was finally out. After all that work, it is definitely a turn off to have to guess important facts about someone. What does Mr. S have left? One of my motto's is, "If you don't have your word, then you have nothing." For one his character is tarnished. How can he be trusted in the future?
Moral of the story is something you have heard before on this BLOG....YOU DON"T HAVE TO LIE TO KICK IT!! Just tell the truth!! Turns out Mr. S has a pretty nice job, but that doesn't matter because being a LIAR trumps it!
So Ladies if you need to solve a case word to the wise GOOGLE and if that doesn't work feel free to consult with the NO. 1 Ladies Detectives Agency (DMV) office. LOL